We all know what Lactacyd is. You know Lactacyd, right? Raise your legs if you know.
But in case you don’t know, this is Lactacyd.
Yes. Lactacyd, the feminine wash. That’s what I’m talking about.
I’m treading dangerous ground so okay, I’ll be careful.
One night, while I was talking with my son, he suddenly muttered.
“Lactacyd. For the va–”
Okay there was no pause. But I honestly held my breath for few seconds after the word “Lactacyd” came out.
Every cells in my body were listening to what he’s about to say next. Muscles, all tensed.
“…For the va-dy,” he finished.
One… Two… Three seconds.
Va-dy? Did I miss something?
Boy. Book. Band. Bag. Ball. Bad. Bbbbbb. Ba-be-bi-bo-bu. I’m sure he knows his B. I heard him enunciate Bs correctly.
But va-dy? Is that a new term or is there a new part now called va-dy?
“Lactacyd. For the va-dy.” That night, I left it at that.
Va-dy ha! Maybe I should start teaching the proper names of the Body Parts. Hmm? Tsk.Tsk.
by Pam, on April 20 2008 @ 9:20 am
ha! that is funny! Kids do say the funniest things!
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by grace, on April 20 2008 @ 5:28 pm
Hala! Kinsa nagtudlo ana! hahaha!
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by MamaGeek, on April 21 2008 @ 11:39 am
Hilarious. Can you belive I had NO idea. How sad is THAT!
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by NuttyGal, on April 22 2008 @ 5:39 am
Oh that is funny, just made me laugh ;o) Sorry I have not been around - been a mad few weeks. Just trying to catch up…again XXX
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by ALF, on April 23 2008 @ 1:33 am
Why was your son talking about feminine wash? Did I miss that part?
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by Kellan, on April 23 2008 @ 2:13 am
Oh, how funny - kids are so funny!!
Have a good day - Kellan
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by Melanie, on April 23 2008 @ 4:03 am
That is soooo funny! I had no idea what that was- at least M knows though
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by Ana, on April 23 2008 @ 5:53 am
Bawhaaaaaa! Kids say the darndest things, don’t they.
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by storyteller, on April 24 2008 @ 1:09 am
Ah … perfect choice for today ;–)
Hugs and blessings,
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by mama meji, on April 24 2008 @ 9:31 am
He was just muttering that. My guess was it’s the last ad he saw on TV. Or he must have seen one too many ads of it on TV.
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by TorAa, on April 26 2008 @ 8:54 am
LOL - Great and honest.
As a father of 4, I know, you can’t hide anything.
Haha, but I do remember, as 10-15 myself, I was sure my parents did not know - haha - what a mistake.
Great post
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